About Us

Yeah yeah, we know—another t-shirt company. Shocking, right? We make snarky, slightly offensive tees that toe the line just enough to make you laugh, cringe, or maybe both. If one of our designs tickles your dark little funny bone, feel free to toss us 25 bucks (or more, if you’re feeling reckless and generous).

This whole thing started when I realized my parents’ business wasn’t exactly killing it. So I did what any enterprising, mildly irresponsible adult would do—I hijacked their DTF printer, commandeered their t-shirt press, and said, “Screw it, I’ll make shirts.” Spoiler alert: turns out, running a business is only fun in memes.

So here we are. Slapping designs on fabric, dodging burnout, and praying the algorithm shows us mercy. Hope you dig the shirts—I actually designed them myself. That’s right, no AI, just too much caffeine and poor life choices.